A * denotes my personal favourites .... Comments in red from LYRIQ (the MENSA poetry magazine) - thanks!
| Title (Latest first) | ©Year | "'Resistance is futile' he said with panache, as he tilted the tankard towards his moustache" |
Do you like Kipling?
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2003 | I won't shed a tear if you tear down the shed / If it's too light to light it, raze it to the ground. |
| That Masterpiece... | 2002 | A tribute to the unique genius of Noel Coward. |
| The Man in Grey | 2001 | 'He spends his time arranging his chrysanthemum display / Or making animated films with little blobs of clay' |
| Disclaimers | 2001 | 'Any resemblance to persons living, dead, resurrected, cloned, artificially generated or DNA copyrighted is entirely coincidental.' |
| A Suburban Aural Tapestry | 2001 | 'Ah - the omniprescent D.I.Y. fanatic / Who's heard but rarely seen most afternoons' |
| Jabberwocky Revisited | 2000 | 'A frabjous ode... brillig indeed' - T. Wren |
| '...intelligent new twist on what I thought was an untwistable subject' - N. Spooner-Harvey | ||
| I drink, therefore who am I | 2000 | "I think I thought I said I knew / I wonder why I bother" |
| The Queer Old Dean * | 2000 | 'A fitting tribute indeed. Well it tickled my muckle chuscles' - J. Mann |
| Three Short Poems | 2000 | In response to a request for shorter poems... |
| Tribulations of the Gods* | 2000 | ' “Hold on”, announced Saturn, “I think there’s a pattern / It helps if you start in the middle.” ' |
| Surprise! | 1999 | 'All weapons of mass-destruction pale / to the ultimate scare on global scale' |
| A Homage... * | 1999 | '"There's more to you than meets the eye" / Enthusiastically said I' |
| The Never-Ending Poem | 1999 | 'Certainly a comical and well-written bit of poetry' - B. Bovington |
| 'Intelligent humour' - E. Dent | ||
| An Earie Encounter ("Weard") | 1997 | 'If I had an ear of corn for every falsehood heard / I could feed the population of the entire world' |
| A Cautionary Tale * | 1997 | 'Absorbing and very amusing all through. A dream work, indeed' - B. Bovington |
| 'reminds me of the "Snark" & "Ancient Mariner" and I want to read it and read it" - V. Rainsford | ||
| Tutor & The Programmer | 1993 | ' "The time has come", the Tutor said, "To talk of no-wait states" ' |